1. 23:06 31st Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from crocsns0cks

    porpentine:

    one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net

     
  2. 22:55

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    Reblogged from sizvideos

     
  3. 22:55

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    Reblogged from handpickedhappiness

    gardenburger:

    dark-dionysian-nsfw:

    gardenburger:

    HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

    Because…

    Because… Shit.

    Can we get JKR on the phone ?

    yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

     
  4. 22:52

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    Reblogged from you-cant-stop-the-moriparty

    image: Download

    saltwaterandink:

fernacular:

kyleehenke:

ihaveamicrophone:




darkoverord:




dalehan:




pwnypony:





GUYS. GUYS.
GUYS.
HOLY FUCK.
GOOD GUY ADOBE releases the ENTIRE CS2 SUITE. FOR FREE.

That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really.
All you have to do is create a FREE ADOBE ID.
I am not sure about commercial use, but MAN. FUCKIN’ SWEET DUDE




Reblogging for the greater good.




I’m unlikely to pick it up as I honestly never use PS anymore, but here everyone who follows me. Free stuff.




oh wow this is perfect i was just lamenting that i’d have to buy creative suite for my new laptop WELP




Signal boost for any of my followers who need art programs!
The cs2 programs date back only a few years, and still have much of the functionality of today’s more modern ones. The differences between most of the versions are little more than slight modifications or additions of minor features, and UI changes. Go for it guys!!
Also, in case the page is down, here are the download links + serials.

:0

I think I just heard the music of the spheres

    saltwaterandink:

    fernacular:

    kyleehenke:

    ihaveamicrophone:

    darkoverord:

    dalehan:

    pwnypony:

    image

    GUYS. GUYS.

    GUYS.

    HOLY FUCK.

    GOOD GUY ADOBE releases the ENTIRE CS2 SUITE. FOR FREE.

    image

    That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really.

    All you have to do is create a FREE ADOBE ID.

    I am not sure about commercial use, but MAN. FUCKIN’ SWEET DUDE

    Reblogging for the greater good.

    I’m unlikely to pick it up as I honestly never use PS anymore, but here everyone who follows me. Free stuff.

    oh wow this is perfect i was just lamenting that i’d have to buy creative suite for my new laptop WELP

    Signal boost for any of my followers who need art programs!

    The cs2 programs date back only a few years, and still have much of the functionality of today’s more modern ones. The differences between most of the versions are little more than slight modifications or additions of minor features, and UI changes. Go for it guys!!

    Also, in case the page is down, here are the download links + serials.

    :0

    I think I just heard the music of the spheres

     
  5. 22:44

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    Reblogged from seriously-youknow

    Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

    mcdownies:

    crimsonpoppyfields:

    thefrogman:

    RDJ is 5’ 8½”

    Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

    image

    Chris (6’ 0½”)

    image

    image

    Problem solved.

    [spelledjustlikeescape]

    I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

    always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

    (Source: my-tenerife-sea)

     
  6. 22:44

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    Reblogged from joshpeck

     
  7. 22:44

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    Reblogged from flrstavenger

    "Another satisfied customer - that was weird."

    (Source: gwenstcy)

     
  8. 22:43

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    Reblogged from florence-bobo

    legendsmade:

    Literally me and my cats

    (Source: maudit)

     
  9. 22:43

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    Reblogged from arthurwhit-lock

    thetremblingofmyhand:

    escapedosmil:

    noelledino:

    deductionhunters:

    chocolateist:

    i-want-cheese:

    bakaandty:

    i-want-cheese:

    blogorgtfo:

    assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

    Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

    Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

    No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

    Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
    Math
    Driving
    Light
    Anything causes them

    Favorite answer so far.

    Math.

    Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

    Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

    Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

    HEY!!! 

    HEYYYYYY!!!!

    The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

    It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

    I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

    Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

    Sorry but, coming from a woman, “blue balls”  (ie pain caused by temporary fluid congestion) can be a thing, it’s just that not all men experience it, it will not cause any damage if not “treated”, and no woman should be obliged to “relieve” a guy with this problem. 

     
  10. 22:42

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    Reblogged from love-adamtuttle

    
On tumblr, your spirit animal must be given to you by another tumblr user. This gift is given through your ask box. Once you gain your tumblr spirit animal, you must post a picture of it.

    On tumblr, your spirit animal must be given to you by another tumblr user. This gift is given through your ask box. Once you gain your tumblr spirit animal, you must post a picture of it.

    (Source: zeekayart)

     
  11. 22:42

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    Reblogged from clevverbot

    clevverbot:

    advice for new freshmen:

    • shut the fuck up
    • you’re the youngest don’t think you’re fucking badass
    • DON’T STEAL MY FUCKING BENCH
    • we’re all tired and don’t want to be there—stay out of the way
    • shut the fuck up
     
  12. 22:42

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    Reblogged from clevverbot

    balloonpony:

    tyleroakley:

    peterfromtexas:

    Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

    NOPE

    No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

    Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

    (Source: iraffiruse)

     
  13. 16:47

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    Reblogged from daijvina

    unstablehunter:

    my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

    image

    so i called him and

    image

    IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

    (Source: oddhorror)

     
  14. 16:46

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    Reblogged from loki-has-stolen-the-tardis

    tennants-hair:

    when i find myself in times of trouble

    the 12th doctor comes to me

    speaking words of wisdom

    image

     
  15. 16:45

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    Reblogged from weeping-angels-take-the-ponds

    (Source: best-of-memes)